Mu Kato Ko Aku..Aku Kato ko Mu

Seingak ambolah..jak dari mulo lagi isu Mu Kato Ko Aku..Aku Kato ko Mu nih wujud. Gapo hok orghe buak semuo tok keno, tok come. Okk Aloh Laaaaa Weeeiiiii....Kalu hok demo buak gak semuo molek, semuo keno...tokleh nok tek lasung... Ambo buke nok bobbe, cumo nok luoh raso sedih ambo atah apo hok ambo kelih nga dengar.

Duo tigo ari lepah TPM kato dio setuju nok jupo nga Pok Nik Aji. Mugo Pok Nik Aji kato, dio buleh bui buoh pendapak untok menyatuke semula orghe melayu hok dok berpecoh-beloh, pate bertemu romo kiro nok berkatok sajo... Gege rioh abih so Malaya nok royak bui pasa PAH nga AMNO nok kelik baik... suko tu gak nok royak bui ambo hok bodo serupo korre nyo nih. Bo tibo-tibo Mat Najik wak peranga...dio kato lagu nih selepah dio gi suorak denga Pemimpin Komuniti Cino di Koto Kinabalu, Saboh.

“We (Umno) are always open but they (PAS leaders) must not impose preconditions and insult Umno in their speeches. If we want to talk, we must not condemn each other. Don’t criticise Umno if you want to talk to us. We do not want to keep repeating ourselves. It is not productive. What is important now is that we want to see PAS’ attitude on the matter. PAS had imposed certain conditions before such talks were to be held such as the oil royalty issue which the Government had explained was a form of goodwill payment.”
Hok nih la hok ambo tok berapo berehi, kalu bilo kito nok ejah wi come sikik, adolah Pok Kangok hok buak bodo (biarlah nok murih ko ambo pon tak po..murih la).

Cubo kito hayati kato-kato berikut, "Harrusani had said that the Malays could lose power in the next general election if Umno and PAS continued to remain stubborn over the Malay unity issue.Umno deputy president Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin said the party had no objections to efforts in uniting Malays and other Muslim bumiputras.He said muftis and other Muslim leaders have a role to play on the matter provided they were willing to step forward and help out."

Muslims Make Adjustments For Uniquely ‘Harmonious’ Singapore

An international conference on Muslims in multicultural societies today heard how Singapore minority Muslims adjusted some of their religious practices to suit the unique circumstances in the city state. Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong said the local Muslims first modified the call for prayer or azan by tilting the loudspeakers inwards and away from nearby houses, and limits were set on their volume levels. Later, a radio frequency was allocated to allow the call to prayer to be broadcast over the radio, and in this way, all Muslims who wished to receive the call to prayer could just tune in to their radio, Goh said. Over time, he said the mosques did away with loudspeakers, and “this showed the pragmatism of our Muslims and their sensitivity to the feelings of non-Muslims.”Speaking at the conference organised by Majlis Ugama Islam Singapura (MUIS), Goh said the local Muslim community understood and appreciated that Singapore was a multi-racial and multi-religious country with a common and secular space for all.

He said Singapore society was a secular one, thus allowing the government to treat all religions equally and no one religion was regarded by the state as superior to another. Goh said the attitudes and roles played by the Muslim minority, the 75 per cent Chinese majority population, and the government were very important in ensuring religious harmony in the city state. He said Singapore was fortunate as its non-Muslim majority was tolerant and accommodative, and their actions set the tone and provided an affirmation of the trust and respect needed to establish peace and harmony. “If the majority uses its dominance to over-ride the interests of the minority, we would not enjoy the social cohesiveness that we have today,” Goh said. The minister said Singapore had formed several bodies such as the National Steering Committee on Racial and Religious Harmony and the Inter-Racial and Religious Confidence Circles to promote dialogue and interfaith understanding at both the leaders and grassroots levels. The government had also enacted the Maintenance of Religious Harmony Act which enabled the Minister for Home Affairs to restrain any person from causing ill feelings between the different religious groups. However, despite the government’s best efforts, tensions could still boil into the open from time to time, Goh said, adding religious fervour was rising here in Singapore, as it had all over the world with all faiths. He added the challenge faced by Muslim leaders and scholars was especially acute because many of them received their theological training and inspiration from countries where Islam was dominant, and where adaptation of Muslim practices to suit a multicultural society was given less emphasis.

Joke Of The Day

Life in Dubai after 1 year..... once UAE ID card in place

An Expat calling Pizza Hut in Dubai

Operator: ' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I help you Sir...'
Customer: 'Salam Ale koum, can I order..'
Operator: 'Can I have your UAE identity card number please, Sir?'
Customer: ' It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610'
Operator: 'OK... you're... Mr Waleed from Syria and you're calling from Flat #402, Al Maskaan Building, Bur Dubai. Your home number is 04-3661231 04-3661231, your office number is 04-8852302 04-8852302 & your mobile number is 050-2665667 050-2665667. Where has the delivery to take place Sir?'
Customer: ' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator: ' We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator :'According to our medical records - you went for your check up last week to Welcare Hospital & you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer:'What? ... What do you recommend then?'
Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer:'How do you know for sure?'
Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library in Deira, last week Sir'
Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Dirham 112.00'
Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your First Gulf credit card is over the limit and you owe Citibank Credit card another Dirham 3,720.55 since October. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan to NBD, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on HSBC ATM withdrawal for today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Honda Civic...'
Customer: 'What!'
Operator :'According to the details in system ,your Honda Civic's Registration ie Malkia is expiring in 23 days & your Gargash Insurance has already got expired last week.....
Customer:'?? ??'
Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ...
Customer:#$$ ^%&$@$% ^ tm kiere.....abe ytga...npiye! !!!!!!...... ....... .
Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 on Dubai Hatta Road, when you wrongly overtook the BMW & you were convicted of using abusive language also on the policeman... ?'
Customer (fainted)
Operator: hello..hello..are you still there sir

Dahulu Dan Sekarang

Bila saya balik kampung samada untuk weekend mahupun bercuti saya pasti akan melintasi Kg Banggol (ikut Taman Sabariah pun boleh), mungkin agak sedikit jauh tapi banyak memori daun pisang saya dok terlekat kat Kg Banggol tu. Banyak bezanya kalau nak di bandingkan dahulu dan sekarang. Dulu ada Kedai Kopi Poke (Tauke Poke), ada Pasar Banggol, ada kedai nasi lemak dan berlauk Minah Ali, Kasi Kapit Satay, Tepong Boko, Pulut Panggang, ada Mee Mak Su Bah, ada kedai runcit Mek Ayah (isteri Tauke Poke), Air Batu Kacang Mek Nak (depan kedai kopi Poke). Walau bagaimanapun sekarang dah tak ada semua tu. Kedai Banggol sudah mati. Tidak dapat dinafikan bahawasanya dunia semakin maju dan moden, begitu juga dengan kawasan Banggol. Namun demikian, kita boleh lihat banyak kerugian yang timbul hasil dari kemajuan tersebut. Kalau dulu kita boleh tengok cina-melayu bergaul, berbual, melawak..sekarang dah kurang. Kalau dulu bila para suri rumah, makcik-makcik pergi pasar akan bersua dan menjual maklumat-maklumat orang lain, sekarang ni dah tak ada. Apa yang mereka umpatkan itu mungkin negetif tapi kalau difikirkan secara popsitif ada baiknya, setidak-tidaknya konsep ambil tahu keadaan sekeliling wujud. Tapi ye lah..untuk mengembalikan situasi tersebut mungkin tidak akan berlaku lagi sebab golongan tua dah tak ada, golongan muda semua dah berhijrah keluar. Walau bagaimanapun ianya satu memori manis buat saya.

Orghe Kapong

Bilo sebuk pasa orghe kapong, kebanyoke masyarakak lebih-lebih lagi orghe bandar tamboh pulok kayo-rayo ake memande rendoh ko puok-puok nih. Ni meme doh jadi lumroh, tok leh nok buak apo doh, tamboh menyedihke bilo demo panggil orghe kapong denga panggile orghe darak. Ayak hok beso kito dengar sokmo-sokmo "orghe darak mari doh", "orghe darak tubik doh", tanpo demo pikir panje pasa hati dan perasaan orghe lain..

Ambo ni pong orghe kapong jugok, orghe darak jugok, tapi ambo raso pallo otok ambo dan budi bahaso ambo lebih baik dari orghe ilir. Dari segi pakaian, gayo, pertuturan kito tidok nafi..orghe darak tidok berapo panda pasa bab-bab ni.Tidok mace orghe banda, bergayo sano sini tapi pitih sekepeng habok tak dok.

Ambo tidok nok cerito pasa pitih, apo hok ambo nok ulas disini iolah pasal sikap kito. Jak kecik pah ko besar, nak-nak kali ambo kelik Kelate,tubik gi ko Koto Bharu, ambo wojik denga perkataan "uh..orghe darak mano nih". Walaupon bukenyo keno atah bate idong ambo, tapi ambo raso terkile sebaknyo ni tahong millenium bukenyo tahong 60an ko 70an ko. Kito rakyak Kelate keno uboh bendo ni. Baik orghe kapong mahupon orghe darak, mereko tetap rakyat negeri Kelantan dan mereko tetap menyumbe dale menjana ekonomi negara.

Cumo hok ambo banggo, kebanyoke orghe besar-besar asanyo dari kapong dan orghe darak.

Joke Of The Day

Everybody are so excited with the world-cup. Same goes to these three best friends, Mr. Watamaru from Japan, Mr. Nathan from India and Mr. Dollah frm Malaysia. One day after finished watching the match, from their apartment in Ampang they walk to a nearby Coffetiam. While walking, they keep discussing about the match and their unsatisfaction. Nathan than said, "You know what, if India were selected to be in the world cup, deffinitely India will win the match." Watamaru and Dollah smile at each other because it's sound funny. Dollah then said, "I don't think so lah Nathan, unless god feel pitty on you."

Suddenly..zassss..God appeared infront of these three guys..and they are so surprise. The God then says "Well gentlemen, are there anything that I can help you." Nathan who are so excited then asked "Well if you are really a God, please tell me when can India win the world cup?". The god then open His book and said, "Huhh..well, India will win the world cup in the next 50 years.". Listening to it, Nathan then crying like a hungry baby and the God ask, "Why are you crying, you should feel happy about the news." Nathan than replied, "Well god, I am already 45 years old now, in the next 50 years I might be lying 6 feet under the ground. Anyhow its good for India.". Watamaru suddenly jump in "God, when will japan win the world cup? we are better than India.", God replies "Ha..ha..good news for Japan, in the next 40 years Japan will definitely win the world cup." Listening to the news Watamaru also cry and say "How unlucky I am, since I am already 50 this year."

Dollah who are proud with his Malaysia Boleh then asked the God, "God, I also would like to know, when will Malaysia win the world cup?". Guess what....Surprisingly the God cried louder than those two guys and says "I am sorry to say that Malaysia not only will not win the world cup but will never ever be in the world cup. Pitty on you Malaysia." and the God keep crying while Dollah keep shouting Malaysia Boleh..Malaysia Boleh..

How a woman's brain works!!!

Have we ever wondered how a woman's brain work? Well...it's finally explained here in one and easy to understand the ilustration.

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. How great women are, they could do wonders.

Anyhow a man only has 2 balls and they consume all his thoughts!!!

That is what life is all about. Men are always great.

Bismillah Pembuka Bicara

Awal mula kalam bertinggung
Kalam bernama Sang Nila Utama
Adat dan sopan biarlah dijunjung
Barulah Melayu dipandang mulia

Adoo..sedak jugok pantun pagi-pagi nih..biarlah bungo tok berapo jadipon, janji mesej tu sapa. Orghe tuo-tuo sokmo-sokmo royak, kalu nok buak gapo-gapo mesti start denga bismillah, pah tu selawak sikik. Sebaknyo, bilo baco bismillah nga selawak tu barulah gapo-gapo hok kito nok buak jadi berkak. Gak kito jenih pok turuk ni, buaklah hok serupo demo suruh...tidokko kato nok kaji dan mendalami apo hok orghe tuo tu suroh..

Tapi bilo kito doh koho besa, koho cerdik, koho tinggi ngaji baru kito sedar, bahawosonyo setiak usoho hok kito nok buak tu keno mendapat restu dari Allah Subha Nahuwataala. Tapi jangelah dok buak tok tentu kalu..ni ambo tengok, nok gi tike ekor pon baco bismillah, main 400 baco bismillah, nok gi belago aye baco bismillah..baco tu molek tapi tok keno tepak tu guu..

Tapi loni, bilo sorghe-sorghe puok orghe tuo-tuo pakak mati, kito tengok nasihak serto amale hok demo dulu-dulu buak koho tak dok, orghe luar kato makin pupus. Kalu ado pong muking sorghe duo buak di kapong-kapong. Cubo kito bayeke, kalu kato bendo-bendo ni pupuh, ho..kiro paka berkubor lagu tu jah la...