Awal Mulo Tok Kalo Mulo

Versi Bahasa Kelantan

Tohok kemano pong..kalu bako baik tetak jadi baik..tohok kelauk jadi pulau..tohok kedarak jadi manusio..Imej anok kelate kito keno jago..jange bui orghe pande rendoh..orghe kecek orghe putih..kito kecek orghe putih..orghe kecek prancih..kito bubuh hok mano patuk..janji bunyi serupo prancih..

Versi Bahasa Buku

Kalau baka yang baik, campak kat mana pon tetap jadi baik..campak ke laut jadi pulau..campak ke darat jadi orang..Imej anak Kelantan perlu dijaga..jangan sampai orang pandang rendah..kalau orang berbahasa Inggeris..kita berbahasa Inggeris..kalau orang berbahasa Perancis..kita hentam apa yang patut..asalkan bunyinya macam bahasa Perancis..

Monday, July 12, 2010

Joke Of The Day

Everybody are so excited with the world-cup. Same goes to these three best friends, Mr. Watamaru from Japan, Mr. Nathan from India and Mr. Dollah frm Malaysia. One day after finished watching the match, from their apartment in Ampang they walk to a nearby Coffetiam. While walking, they keep discussing about the match and their unsatisfaction. Nathan than said, "You know what, if India were selected to be in the world cup, deffinitely India will win the match." Watamaru and Dollah smile at each other because it's sound funny. Dollah then said, "I don't think so lah Nathan, unless god feel pitty on you."

Suddenly..zassss..God appeared infront of these three guys..and they are so surprise. The God then says "Well gentlemen, are there anything that I can help you." Nathan who are so excited then asked "Well if you are really a God, please tell me when can India win the world cup?". The god then open His book and said, "Huhh..well, India will win the world cup in the next 50 years.". Listening to it, Nathan then crying like a hungry baby and the God ask, "Why are you crying, you should feel happy about the news." Nathan than replied, "Well god, I am already 45 years old now, in the next 50 years I might be lying 6 feet under the ground. Anyhow its good for India.". Watamaru suddenly jump in "God, when will japan win the world cup? we are better than India.", God replies "Ha..ha..good news for Japan, in the next 40 years Japan will definitely win the world cup." Listening to the news Watamaru also cry and say "How unlucky I am, since I am already 50 this year."

Dollah who are proud with his Malaysia Boleh then asked the God, "God, I also would like to know, when will Malaysia win the world cup?". Guess what....Surprisingly the God cried louder than those two guys and says "I am sorry to say that Malaysia not only will not win the world cup but will never ever be in the world cup. Pitty on you Malaysia." and the God keep crying while Dollah keep shouting Malaysia Boleh..Malaysia Boleh..

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