Awal Mulo Tok Kalo Mulo

Versi Bahasa Kelantan

Tohok kemano pong..kalu bako baik tetak jadi baik..tohok kelauk jadi pulau..tohok kedarak jadi manusio..Imej anok kelate kito keno jago..jange bui orghe pande rendoh..orghe kecek orghe putih..kito kecek orghe putih..orghe kecek prancih..kito bubuh hok mano patuk..janji bunyi serupo prancih..

Versi Bahasa Buku

Kalau baka yang baik, campak kat mana pon tetap jadi baik..campak ke laut jadi pulau..campak ke darat jadi orang..Imej anak Kelantan perlu dijaga..jangan sampai orang pandang rendah..kalau orang berbahasa Inggeris..kita berbahasa Inggeris..kalau orang berbahasa Perancis..kita hentam apa yang patut..asalkan bunyinya macam bahasa Perancis..

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Jokes Of The Day

Overheard In The Ocean

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship in distress. "Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the ship. "First we swim around the people in the water with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them? "

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
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